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The Echelon 2000 was designed by AG to keep a constant flow of “Sexy text” (See Definition) to females of AG's choice. The system is automated and utilises AG's mobile phone address book to constantly 'poll' a list of phone numbers with sms messages. The system is set-up to favour AG's friends sisters and has the ability to 'hack' their mobiles if extra information about them is needed.
Scenario: Someone's sister has has split with their boyfriend

Result: Mobile phone will be sent a extra 10 messages per week in the hope of scoring.
by Ivan P Spongenuts April 03, 2005

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