1) See SHUMP
2) See CUTTY
3) Self righteous, pompous, know-it-all. Like's to begin sentences with "The thing about (insert subject here) is..." in a tone that suggests complete knowledge of the subject.
Eben is a shump.
An abnormal normal name for an abnormal person. Usually quiet and free spirited.
Often mistaken for "Even"
Theres Eben again, why look at him dance...
Awesomely awesome person, in every respect. Awesome. Virtuoso of the South African Afrikaans language.
"Dude that guy is so awesome."
"Ya, that's Eben."
A large man of afrikaans
decent who has a fondness for the word cunt
. Also has astounding bad luck to coincide with his foul mouth
"Eben you fat unlucky bastard
you will never win that fridge"
when someone gets involved in a conversation which has nothing at all to do with them.
Oi eben, stop getting ebens!
A pervert who touchs girls innapropriatly.
He's touching her! He's an Eben
1. chinese for abnormally retarded