A place where unicorns run rampant, and pterodactyls deliver mail.
Hahahah jk! I wish it was that cool...
Really, a small town obsessed with sports, but shows Red Pride in everything we do.
-WARNING: this town is obsessed with jfff.
That Eaton, Colorado! Everyone there wouldn't stop saying jfff! What is wrong with them?
Eaton, Colorado is a boss town! Yeahhh buddy!