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"Eat the Cheese" is a homosexual term for "the act of milking the last remnants of semen from a penis after an orgasm. A derogatory term usually associated with nasty far fetched sexual encounters between two men where one is the dominant commanding the submissive to do what he is told.
Eat the cheese boy! Eat the cheese from my dirty ole dick.
by Stathara February 03, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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To get so drunk that you resort to eating vacuum-sealed, non-labeled cheese products on a bet, during a drinking game, or just to sicken spectators.
Ernesto woke up the next morning with a screaming hangover. Reflecting on the evening, he asked his pals, "Did I eat the cheese?"
by Dr. Davidoff Vilson January 02, 2006
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To get so drunk that you resort to eating vacuum-sealed, non-labeled cheese products on a bet, during a drinking game, or just to sicken spectators.
Dirty Morrison woke up the next morning with a screaming hangover. Reflecting on the evening, he asked his pals, "Did I eat the cheese?"
by Dr. Davidoff Vilson January 01, 2006
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To Masturbate ones genitalia, or (Beat your meat)
Hand me the lotion, I need to eat the cheese.
by 5Mrclutch December 30, 2014
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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