A sexual term for muff diving
Hunny I want you to eat my shorts
by laurs March 28, 2005
Top Definition
As in the movie 'The Breakfast Club', another way to say "Eat my shit!"
Bender (to Vernon): Eat my shorts!
by DiveInPuddles8 July 05, 2003
Insult used by cartoon character, Bart Simpson, from The Simpsons.
Principle Skinner can eat my shorts.
by jenni January 05, 2005
To make an offering to someone to consume one's knee length pantalons.
Pardon me sir, but would you be so kind as to eat my shorts?
by fuCKY December 07, 2003
another way to say kiss my ass or suck my dick
"Man you can eat my shorts!"
by Lexi d August 30, 2009
A Bart Simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.
Parents Evening
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''
by Brendan April 07, 2003
to be said to someone who is being an idiot.

leave them by saying 'eat my shorts.'
idiot: 'your such a whore'
by ashmoree July 08, 2009
The short film series of the Just For Laughs Film Festival in Montreal, screening comedy short films since 1997.
Dude, did you catch Eat My Shorts last year? I almost peed myself it was so funny!
by 514funny August 25, 2008

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