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8. Eat My Shorts
A sexual term for muff diving
Hunny I want you to eat my shorts
by laurs Mar 28, 2005 add a video
1. Eat My Shorts
Insult used by cartoon character, Bart Simpson, from The Simpsons.
Principle Skinner can eat my shorts.
by jenni Jan 5, 2005 add a video
2. Eat My Shorts
As in the movie 'The Breakfast Club', another way to say "Eat my shit!"
Bender (to Vernon): Eat my shorts!
by DiveInPuddles8 Jul 5, 2003 add a video
3. Eat My Shorts
To make an offering to someone to consume one's knee length pantalons.
Pardon me sir, but would you be so kind as to eat my shorts?
by fuCKY Dec 7, 2003 add a video
4. eat my shorts
another way to say kiss my ass or suck my dick
"Man you can eat my shorts!"
eat shorts my dick ass
by Lexi d Aug 30, 2009 add a video
5. Eat My Shorts
A Bart Simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.
Parents Evening
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''
by Brendan Apr 7, 2003 add a video
6. eat my shorts
to be said to someone who is being an idiot.

leave them by saying 'eat my shorts.'
idiot: 'your such a whore'
you: 'EAT MY SHORTS BITCH'
7. Eat My Shorts
The short film series of the Just For Laughs Film Festival in Montreal, screening comedy short films since 1997.
Dude, did you catch Eat My Shorts last year? I almost peed myself it was so funny!
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