Kids usually engage in excessive drinking (beruit is a common game) and drugs because there is nothing else better to do (entering freshmen from this town can usually drink college seniors under the table).
Also, the weekend day trip destination for rich parents, usually wearing pastel polos, with little kids from more populated areas of Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, and Massachusetts who go to "farms" in this town to pick fruit, chop christmas trees, and go on hay rides because they think this is the outdoors.
To be eligible to live in Easton, you need at least three of the following:
1. Drive a Jeep, volkswagon, BMW, Mercedes, lexus, or land rover.
2. Own a house costing at least 1 mil.
3. Listen to dave matthews or some jam band.
4. Be able to drive over 60mph on 10 foot wide roads.
5. Have mexicans do landscaping.
6. Drink excessivly or do some form of drugs.
"Did you hear about that cocain bust in middle school?"
Girl 2: Definitely an EASTON!
Girl #2: Oh my gosh! He must be an Easton!
Don't get me wrong, it's a beautiful place with giant houses and friendly people...friendly if you have a Coach purse and shop at Abercrombie and Fitch. Stepford wives and pristine children, welcome to Easton!
"No..let's go to Huntington Park or the Pane Open Space!"
"Alright, who's going to Brewster for a beer run?"
"We took a stretch hummer to prom!"
"We took my friends stretch limo that her family OWNS"
"Mr. Norris is so heady"
Male Teacher: Ugh! Oh my gosh he's gonna murder me! Police! Police! I'm going to press charges. Always in the town of Easton!
Principal:Jokingly saying that you'll stab someone violates our policies, that will be a 1 month suspension.
Principal: We called you in here because you... Do you know what you did?
Principal: We called you in because you logged onto someone else's account which violates our acceptable use policy. That means you're expelled.