The rest of the town consists of retards or downers which make up 99% of the UK's retard society.
Many of which walk around shouting obscenities for no apparent reason, whist soiling their undergarments and thus throwing these at the local underprivelidged orphanage.
"We're from Eastleigh, do you fink we're a bunch of Shithouses?"
"I was watching DownerTV and it mentioned Eastleigh quite some bit"
"UGHHH UGHHHH UGGGHHHH I WOZ BORNZ IN EESTLEIGH"