A super sly sex move where the man sticks a festivly painted egg into a womens gina and/or anal hole, he then continues to strap a blind over his eyes and search for the egg, once found he proceeds to crack the magical egg on his boner and eat it raw
1. Anthony gave Emma an easterbunny, and connor was all like sweet.
#easterbunny #bunny #easter #weed #cock #anthony
by connorh March 24, 2007
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A large creature from the forest of Babalon, Who sneeks into houses and lays eggs everywhere secretly. in the morning everyone must try to find them before they hatch and start feeding on the flesh of small children.
The Easter Bunny is coming tonight you know what that means stock up on your weapons!
#easter rabbit #killer bunny man #jake #easter turkey #easter sandwich
by Hunter Miller January 27, 2007
A lagimorph that delivers candy to kids.
I have to admit that I never believed in the Easter Bunny.
by TanooKirby June 04, 2003
The Easter Bunny, an oviparous rabbit dextrous enough to carry baskets of candy and intelligent enough to arrange said candy in fake grass, as well as launch massive nation-wide marketing campaigns aimed at getting parents to shell out for chocolate bunnies that turn out to be hollow and chocolate eggs stuffed with carcinogenic sludge. Possibly an ancient deity or demi-God, but far more likely the result of government genetic experiments or the demented offspring of a chicken, a rabbit, and a Cadbury company executive.
Person 1:Jesus Christ! Was that even a rabbit?
Person 2: No dude, that was totally the Easter Bunny!
#easter #bunny #rabbit #jesus #cracked #michael #swaim #eggs #basket #candy #government #experiment
by Scroty McBoogerBalls April 04, 2010
bunny that beats the shit out of people the other 364 days of the year
Oh Shit! run!,it's the easter bunny!
#easter #bunny #buny #ester #beats
by yadadadadaddadad July 11, 2006
A creepy creature that goes in all your rooms one night a year and distributes substances meant to slowly poison you over the course of your life. It also hides this substance around your house in the form of eggs, to be discovered by your little children and innocently consumed.
Aunt Bessie died of diabetes, must have been that easter bunny.
#easter hare #easter rabbit #easter egg #grim reaper #santa clause
by Lackofstufftodo April 11, 2012
Easter Bunny, often referred to an imaginary character which delivered easter eggs to children also refers to the rabbit eaten at the time of Easter. A long tradition carried out by generations of Europeans where Rabbits (of any species) are roasted, usually alive, to be consumed as a sacrifice to celebrate Jesus Christ.
"Say Steve, have you got your Rabbit ready for Easter yet?"
"That be a fine specimen of Hare for that there luncheon, Easter Bunny sure tastes good!"
#rabbit #hare #easter #egg #food
by Gullah'Bul March 28, 2007
A title given to someone who has stuck a ball of toilet paper slighty up their anus to have what looks like a bunny's tail.
Person 1: Have you got anymore info about that weirdo, Alex?
Person 2: Well, he's an easter bunny.
Person 1: Damn, dude!
Person 1: Damn!
#ass #anal #anus #toilet paper #butt #asshole
by I dunno & I dun care September 15, 2015
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