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General term for all of the parts of a woman related to the storage and dispersal of eggs, including the ovaries, uterus, and vagina.
Woman: "Ow! That bitch just kicked me right in the Easter Basket!"

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Art Critic: "Damn, Picasso, I've never before seen a square Easter Basket".

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OBGYN: "I haven't seen an Easter Basket this messed up since my mom got the egg dye mixed up with the pancake batter".

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ER Doctor: (Removing fragments of chicken-egg shells from inside a woman's vagina) "You really aren't clear on the concept, are you?"
by scorpionmintred February 17, 2010
 
1.
When you fill up someones toilet with toilet paper until theres no water left. You then take a shit on top of the tp which resembles an easter basket.
Mike really pissed me off so I went into his bathroom and gave him an easter basket.
by J_D_Russell_87 June 12, 2006
 
2.
Having enirely too much hair in the pubic region to where your nuts and penis head look like a few eggs in a dark grassy basket.
Dave got so drunk last night that he showed everyone at the party his Easter basket... Gross!
by crazycaper31 April 04, 2009
 
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A sexual maneuver in which a male partner, while having sex with a female partner, puts his testicles inside her anus. This can be performed in a variety of positions, but is traditionally performed from the missionary position.
"When I'm really into a chick, and she's super drunk, I like to pop my balls right up in her ass. Pop, pop! You know, give her the ol' Easter basket."
by Hogmaster13 April 04, 2012
 
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The act of sexually penetrating your partner with her/his legs crossed indian-style and pulled up to their chest when lying on their back.
1) That gymnast that I got with last year was killer at the easter basket.

2) After the egg hunt, let's go 'stuff your basket'.
by BeeOverl0rd April 09, 2011
 
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The Act of the "Easter Basket" is performed mid fuck, While thrusting a women vigorously, The dude removes his penis from her vaginal secretion. At this point he inserts his testicles in her basket. Resembling an "easter egg basket"
1. Oh Man i was fucking the shit out of this slut last night and i totally gave her the "Easter Basket". Shoved em right up there.
by Deathhampster666 October 27, 2009
 
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Leaving an Easter Basket is the act of shitting in a bucket at work, then carefully placing it somewhere close behind someone "busy". The smelly, stinky shit will eventually creep up on your mark, leaving him confused, and dumbfounded as to where that awful smell is coming from. When finally, he/she turns around to see where that smell is coming from, they find his/her surprise greeting them in the face. SURPRISE!!!!
Hey, let's go make an Easter Basket, and hide it for someone at work.
by Don Mc. April 10, 2009
 
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When you eat hard boiled eggs from the vagina and use the vaginal fluid as a mayo like substitute.
Instead of a chocolate bunny I gave her an "Easter Basket" this morning.
by endej09 April 24, 2011