A country commonly known as Finland. It is filled with Swedes and Swedish-Finns. All people in East-Sweden speak Swedish but most of the Swedish-Finns have been brainwashed into thinking they are simply "Finns" and thus refuse to speak a proper language in public and instead "comunicate" with long strings of nonsese.
"Have you ever been to East-Sweden?
-Many times, but I never get off the cruiseship."