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damn, the parking lot was full and I had to park in East Jesus
by d5 and d3 April 11, 2000
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referring to a place that is ungodly far away.
Teacher: "Will you be needing a hall pass?"
Student: "Yes, considering the fact that my locker is over in East Jesus."
by Kyyylaaaa November 04, 2007
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A destination or some other physical place located inconvienently far away.
Ex. #1: When we went to the mall in the brand new sports car, I parked the farthest away possible from any other car as to avoid dings in the door, etc. We shopped for hours and finished up at the other end of the mall. While walking back, my wife exclaimed, "Why did you have to park in Eastjesus?"

Ex. #2: My friend just moved to a new city two hours away. While driving to visit, I think, "Why did he move all the way out to Eastjesus"?
by Mark Nelson June 21, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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a small, archetypical, and rural town(see also East Jesus State)
I don't want to go back to East Jesus, the people there are a bunch of Yahoos.
by Light Joker November 04, 2004
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