A quiet town on the edge of the universe with women that nobody wants to date.
She broke up with me again. I might as well live in East Windsor.
A tiny, poor town in the middle of nowhere, stuck in time that never changes. The only attraction is the constant violence in Mill Pond and Kingsway on Main Street. With a high pregnancy rate, a failing budget, and unsuccessful sport teams, this town has nothing to offer.
Dude we can never win a game, because we are from East Windsor.
Mom, we have to move away. This town is a total East Windsor.
Anytime your phone call is not answered because the recipient doesn't want to talk to you.
That ho was blowing up my cell phone like Baghdad so I East Windsored her!