|1.||East Portland Hipper than You|
1. Sexually molesting a hipster (male) by inserting your penis into their butt.
2. An act by which you take a hipster down a notch by violating their sexual privacy, anally.
John: Man, I can't find a place to rent because of all these mid-west transplants, with their tight jeans, Mario brothers mustaches, and fixie bikes.
Patrick: Yeah, fucking hipsters, can't live with them, can't rape all of them. Might I suggest bringing at least one of them down a notch by East Portland Hipper than You-ing them? Should help you feel better.
John: Nah, fuck it, I'm just going to live on the Westside.