A high school that is a mini-UC Berkeley. That said, the atmosphere borders on Stalinism, there are 32432423 arrogant rich white and asians, and less than 10 blacks, all of whom are rich and of African descent. The schoolwork is irrelevant to the real world, and you will get no sleep for a 1.5 GPA.

Additionally, there are no hot girls. They all believe that dating is a bad thing, and you will be lucky to see a girl's kneecaps. If you try to talk to the girl and she doesn't glare at you or call you a rapist, that's an ELHS 10 for you.

A high school located near Michigan State, full of potheads, groups with names, and fake-ass bitches. Nothing of interest happens except for Lame parties and Calender's, oh and fat girls peeing behind couches. Someone is always claiming to have gotten raped, by a group of guys who have tiny penises (The Fam), or someone is trying to get blown by a freshman. Hookup lists are common. Half the girls wear more makeup than clothes (The 7 aka the 4ht). Girls always have something to bitch about and are frequently sloppy drunk. 99% of the guys come back from lunch smelling like weed. Freshmen are whores, sophomores are whores, Juniors are whores, and the Seniors are whores. It sucks, besides egg wars.

Supposedly one of the best schools in Michigan. Actually, it's a high school more pretentious than Cranbrook Kingswood. The teachers assign so much work, it isn't uncommon to stay up three nights in a row. Not to mention that it's all pointless busywork. Presumably, it's because of the presence of MSU, but really, it's just another rich suburban school, but different that it PRETENDS to be "tolerant" and "intellectual".

Half the kids are pretentious hipsterfags, who hate african-american culture and believe that rap is only about sex and drugs. The term "diversity" only applies to rich asians that take 20 AP classes, but not to commuters from south lansing that have to take three buses. These kids are troublemakers that listen to rap, which again, is the Devil's music, probably because it doesn't meet the gold standards of "political correctness". Oh, don't even think of discussing your right-wing views, unless you want to be shunned by the entire school, teachers and all. The liberals are always right and unquestionable, and if you criticize Obama, you are racist. Religious christians also face persecution. And anyone who questions a hipster's arrogance is hated, ironically.

It is a very narrow and closeminded place. Just transfer to LCC or something. On the bright side, the new principal is pretty cool, though.

The most annoying high school in the world.

A high school exclusively for the socially awkward.

A high school where everyone smells, has ugly long hair, is obnoxious, makes bad jokes, is fat, spits out offensive comments, and does crack. This is because they are too busy studying Harvard-level Astrophysics, so the rest of the world hates them.

A high school that is extremely prejudiced and intolerant.

A public high school exclusively for rich asians and hipsters. This high school is only for the very smart and "openminded"...