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The state of missing, not having, or lacking any defined soft tissue where your earlobe is supposed to be; the inability to be cool due to the tragic birth defect of missing an earlobe.
Hey Yohann, would you ever consider going out with Michael?" "No Sean, I would rather not torture myself by having to see that pathetic excuse for a human's "earlobelessness" every day. Plus I know he would ask me to suck his face and i'm not into that sort of stuff."
by XXDarkMageSlayer11XX June 28, 2011
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