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1. Ear Sex
When you pull a girls head towards your penis for a blowjob then suddenly turns her head and jabs the ear.
I was trying to get my girl to give me head, but for some strange reason she wanted me to poke her ear.....
by MicJaiy May 15, 2005 add a video
2. Ear Sex
1. Sticking your Penis in one's ear.
2. Rubbing your ear lobe on one's penis.
Kenfield likes to have Ear Sex.
by N/A Oct 27, 2003 add a video
3. Ear Sex
A piece of fucking good music.
Wow that song is like ear sex!
4. ear sex
when a weird ass boy thinks it's okay to stick their dick into a girls ear and try to have sex in it. It resembles giving head only in your ear.
KRIS: Why did you stick your penis in my ear?
GLESE: I wanted to have ear sex!
5. Ear sex
When a guy fucks a chick in the ear.
Male1: Me and my girlfriend had ear sex last night. It was so amazing.
Male2: I should try that with my girlfriend.
6. ear sex
having sex with a girl and ramming it in her ear.
Woman: IIIII u just poked it in my ear.

Dude: I know, it was tight. Its called ear sex.
7. Ear sex
The act of forcefully jamming your in-canal earbud(s) into your ear(s) deeper than they already are, and then pulling them out only to repeat the action in an attempt to scratch the terrible itch that all in-canal earbuds cause inside your cranium. Also known as "Ear secks"
1: I used to love how my new Klipsch Custom 3's sounded, but they itched so bad that I went deaf from all the Ear sex.

2: Dude, your buds are crusty and yellow. Have you been having Ear secks?
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