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ben: "dude i can see the earwax in your ears all the way from here
frank:yeah i ran out of ear dildo's a month ago
by gothunkeverythingchick January 09, 2010
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A bluetooth headset, usually worn by the person least likely to ever receive a call.
Look at Sammy! He's pleasuring himself with that ear dildo again! Think he'll ever get a call on it?
by McShawty August 25, 2008
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Slang term for an ear plug, used at concerts, while doing yardwork, to sleep, etc.
Pat is such a douche that he wears ear dildos to concerts.
by Peacey P February 01, 2008
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