Colleague- Wow, so are you getting fired?
You- Nah just got a bit of an ear bashing.
(After being out all night with your mates)
Friend- What did your Wife/Girlfriend say when you rolled in?
You- Dude I got one hell of an ear bashing.
"Girl quit earbashing dont nobody wanna hear that"
"OH MY GOD, I HEARD ABOUT THAT. IT'S SO FUNNY AND HE WAS ALL DRUNK AND STUFF, AND DAYUM IT MUST SUCK TO BE HIS FAMILY. BUT LIKE, WASN'T HE DRIVING WITHOUT HIS HEADLIGHTS ON, OR SOMETHING?"
"Dude shut the fuck up and stop earbashing.. His sister's standing right next to you."
"OHH. Hey. Sup."