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1. The act of punching someone in the testicles. To be clear, kicking doesn't count, and punching someone in the penis doesn't count. This appelation applies only to punching someone in the testicles, which requires some crouching. 2. The victory cry for having punched someone in the testicles.
"America doesn't torture. We punch people in the balls and call it Eagle Justice."--Barack Obama to Joint Session of Congress

"Eagle Justice!"--shouted in victory, having just vanquished a foe with a punch to the balls
by charlotte miaow March 20, 2009

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