Ebonic Tribe Speak - A vernacular spoken by Black African American Negros "an it go sumthin like dis".
ETS speaking hoodrate hoe in library: Is yall finna have dat "Read a Book to some churrin Day" thang her taday? Ma teacha say I wuz poseda cum her to read some books wit a buncha nerdz a sumthin.
Librarian in the hood: Yes. The book reading club is going to be held here today, it starts at 4:30, but first you must learn to speak proper english, not ebonic tribe speak dear.
Hoodrate hoe in library: ...... o_O . Aboniks Drive Speech? Bitch I aint speakin no Adonic Tribe whateva, I'm hood hoe what you finna do Imma thrash you and call da maddafukin N-dubba-a-p-p-c-a on ya hoe ass!!! White racist cracka!!!
Librarian: Ok darling.
end tour service -end of your active military service
I ets in 4 days.
n. (Educational Testing Service) A white-collar corporate gang in Ewing, New Jersy, headed by Kurt Landgraf. They peddle the SAT
assessment products on the street to vulnerable youths who don't know how to say NO. A greedy parasite
that should be eliminated for the betterment of society. See also: Tollbooth on the highway of education
Those poor students had to pony up $115 to the ETS in order to get admitted to college.
"We da ETS, we be hangin' wif da Kurt-rock, and we be all up in your shit
if you don't pay us your protection, FOOL!"
Kurt, I'm gonna bring my posse up on ETS turf and get me a goddamn
refund one of these days CHUMP!
ETS stands for Eat That Shit. It is when a person preforms and action that cause them physical pain or emotional damage.
Yo you just see that kid fall down the stairs. ETS
I just beat boogie, one on one, in basketball. ETS
End Tour of Service, That glorious, long awaited, much needed, sanity sustaining freedom from the US Army.
Sucsess ETS!!! I'm out thank you Jesus, thank you Jewish God, Thank you Allia, thank you Tom Cruse for using your witchcraft to set me free from the damn army!!!!
"Estimated Time of Sleep" abbreviated.
Akin to ETA
(estimated time of arrival), etc.
Sounds more official and professional when said aloud.
Usually posed as a question toward someone who --despite the late hour-- still has a lot of things to get done before even thinking about going to bed.
Friend1: "What are you doing up so late?"
Friend2: "I'm working through a 10-page paper that's due tomorrow and just started a load of laundry."
Friend1: "So what's your ETS tonight?"
Friend2: "Aiming for 4 AM, have to get to work by 10."
"ETS unknown; imminent all nighter
1. Stand for Evil Testing Satan! (or, if you want to be correct, Educational Testing Service. They make such crap as the SAT
and others like it. Although a universal and standardized test is needed, surely there can be something better than the SAT. (The ACT
is made by another company so it is much better but it could use some work too, although not nearly the same amount)
I have to take the SAT put on by the Evil Testing Satan!!!!
estimated time of sleeping
Johnny: What are your plans for tonight?
Beth: I have a lot of work so my ETS is 2AM.