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An asshole alien with a large finger that it uses to violate innocent men, women, children, and doggies alike.
Someone: Oh my God, an Alien! Noooo!!!
ET: C'mere bitch! ET PHONE HOME ON DAT ASS
by Erc the Great May 24, 2011
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1.ET-movie
2.ET-abrev. for extra-terrestrial
3.The act of almost penetrating the vagina with the penis,at the point of which the head is inside but the female in question chickens out and doesn't get penetrated fully.Said male is then asked to "phone home."
A.Wang-her boyfriend got an E.T...they are not together now.

"I got E.T-ed last night cuz we didn't have a rubber"

"She E.T-ed me last night cuz we didn't have a rubber,the bitch"
by Stef and James October 01, 2007
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When two dudes slowly touch the tips of their erections together, then shine a flashlight on it.

Stands for Erectile Tapping
I think the E.T. is just a crude reinterpretation of the scene from the movie "E.T." in which Elliot and the alien slowly touch as the tips of their fingers light up.
by sonofol April 19, 2009
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if you act like shaun meyers than you are genetically programed to be atrracted to men with an E.T.
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A stupid alien with a BIG onion head and stupidly long cringy fingers that are large enough to wank a dozen cocks at once also this ET thing goes around in a little bike tryna phone home like BITCH you don't have a home
ET: ET phone home
Child: wtf you don't have a home

ET: *some alien shit*
Child: bruv learn English
by Fanny flapper August 29, 2016
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"E.T." Is an abbreviation for "end-transmission"
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-it is used on the internet, during Chat talk

- it probably derived from the military, but it does not mean the same thing in context, (... unless you want it to.)

-Its very versatile

- (I am an exchange student in Amsterdam, So no one back home know how awesome it is.... yet!!)

-its awesome b/c it says "Got-to-go" when you really: "HAVE TO GO NOW!"
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Examples:

Number 1:(polite)

Girl101: hey i g2g b4 i am really late for wrk...

Girl101: anything else to say? can we ET?

Bff_ashly86: GO!

Bff_ashly86: ET.

Number 2: (rude)

10:26:35 PM GfAli_sunshine: …And then she says….
10:26:40 PM GfAli_sunshine: … So he said…
10:26:45 PM GfAli_sunshine: THEN I said lol, jk, now way
10:27:47 PM GfAli_sunshine: No **Way

10:28:00PM BF_Mike01: uh huh….. hey I gtg..
10:28:00PM BF_Mike01: ET.
10:28:00PM BF_Mike01: (is offline….)

Number 3: (Fast & polite)

person 1: ET? ---->(may i go now please?)

person 2: ET. -----> (by all means, do what you must)
by MHE (that's ME) April 10, 2010
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Named after Steve Emerling for his questionable Estonian ethnicity and his resemblance to a turtle. Also know as Estonian Turtle, or abbreviated E.T.
Ayo here comes Steve, the Estonian Turtle, er E.T.
by Mammantha Rections May 24, 2009
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