Any episodes on TV on the internet, especially of poor quality
Boss: Get back to work!
Leticia: Can't loading eps
Boss: What did you say?
Leticia: Y'all know, eps!
Boss: Oh sorry I didn't hear you the first time
by katiewisconsin May 08, 2008
Enormous Penis Syndrome
Introduced in the TV show HIMYM.
Girl: Wow, you have enormous penis syndrome? I've never heard of that.
Barney: Yeah, that's the problem with EPS, lack of awareness.
by nightfoxx February 20, 2012
Electric Psychedelic Shit
Yo man, what was that EPS you were listening to?
by the boss2225 September 23, 2010
Edmonton Police Service
I tried calling EPS to meet at the tree, but as usual, they didn't show up.
by Scott the Dick January 13, 2014
noun: abbreviation for "Explosive Pants Shitting." The explosiveness of the shitting is directly correlated to the distance traveled to the toilet. Often, the shit blows all over the back of the toilet as well.
I had to send one more email, but the E.P.S. was building, so I ran to the restroom, and just got my pants down in time.
by Dick Treat September 13, 2010
An investor term meaning earnings per share. Usually is a good indicator of a stocks growth and health.
The eps on blahblah is only $1.63? Never mind buying that then.
by Robosapien123 May 18, 2008
Enormous Penis Syndrome
Barney Stinson: That's the problem with EPS! lack of awareness.
by Barney Stinson69 March 02, 2012

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