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When added to most any verb, the suffix "ems" puts that verb in to action in place of a longer, less necessary sentence/predicate. Able to be used in the 1st or 3rd person, this suffix typically makes light of a more serious situation, however the particualar usage of this suffix in often left to be interpreted by the listener according to the context of the conversation or mood of the room.
Upon winning the sports bet, Mitchell screams "Payems"; short for "Fantastic, I have won this bet and will be paid". When Tyler is asked if he should go back to the bar and pay the tab that he forgot to pay, Tyler screams out "Fuckems"; short for "Fuck that, I will do it later". Brantley points out the attractive girl at the BBQ restaurant by simply saying "Doems"; short for "I sure would like to do her/sexually intercourse her".
by Sweet Cakes July 31, 2006
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An acronym used for the phrase "eat my shit." Often used by people who get pwn3d by newbies in Tribes.
EMS U FUXNIG N00B!!!1111shiftshiftshift
by Cory April 10, 2005
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Yeah, well you can EMS!
by Kola January 26, 2003
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A Neopian forum where emo vampliers and scene kids have taken over. There are a few cool people there, though, who make it an okay place to hang out. Of course you could always throw down your doritoes and get a real social life. But if this is not an option, then I'd suggest making friends with any of the following:

Jennuh
Kath
Steph
Popcore
Taryn (Orange)
Soylent Green chick
etc.

But again.
I'd suggest not even bothering as they will most likely tear your ass up.

Esp. through trolling. ;D
Jennuh: omg popcore thay ayt mai fingur
Popcore: uhhh u shud kick dem in da fupa!
Jennuh: lol u got ownd bi a fish

EMS EMS EMS
by Popcore December 19, 2008
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a room created by dunno/MaTt` on msn originally (when mx4 was around), and now its moved to digitalfuse.

(Elite mIRC Scripters)
join #ems
by dunno April 03, 2004
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E.M.S. is an acronym which stands for "Eat My Shit." It can be used in conjunction with "Snack On My Dump" and "Lick My Chee". Both are references to consuming fecal matter.
"Hey could you help me out with this project?"
"Could you E.M.S.?"
by Vincent Guido February 07, 2006
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Early Morning Sesh.
A session of smoking cannabis in the very early morning before doing anything else.
by dealergirl October 10, 2010
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