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EMS
Eat My Shorts
In reply to someone where a smart-assed comment is to be expected: You could say EMS Eat My Shorts. Another like reply would be BM Bite Me. I didn't see that last one on your site either.
by Ossy October 10, 2009
 
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EMS
Eat My Shit
I was texting with my ex-gf, she wanting to get back together, I texted "EMS bitch." to her.
by SLYX September 07, 2009
 
31.
EMS
A Neopian forum where emo vampliers and scene kids have taken over. There are a few cool people there, though, who make it an okay place to hang out. Of course you could always throw down your doritoes and get a real social life. But if this is not an option, then I'd suggest making friends with any of the following:

Jennuh
Kath
Steph
Popcore
Taryn (Orange)
Soylent Green chick
etc.

But again.
I'd suggest not even bothering as they will most likely tear your ass up.

Esp. through trolling. ;D
Jennuh: omg popcore thay ayt mai fingur
Popcore: uhhh u shud kick dem in da fupa!
Jennuh: lol u got ownd bi a fish

EMS EMS EMS
by Popcore December 19, 2008
 
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E.M.S. is an acronym which stands for "Eat My Shit." It can be used in conjunction with "Snack On My Dump" and "Lick My Chee". Both are references to consuming fecal matter.
"Hey could you help me out with this project?"
"Could you E.M.S.?"
by Vincent Guido February 07, 2006
 
33.
EMS
acronym for eat my shorts as said by Bart Simpson
EMS Lisa, Eat My Shorts
by Shireen June 09, 2005
 
34.
EMS
The best place in the virtual word, as Jovi said.
But EMS was overthrown.
So now we moved it to italian.
:o
Whoot.
I -heart- You all.
by Morb November 19, 2004
 
35.
EMS
The happiest place in the virtual world.

Evil (Things) and Monster Sightings message boards on Neopets.
Did you read the board I posted on EMS?
by Jovi Lloyd Morrison July 28, 2004