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15.
Erratic Memory Service
E-M-S: When your memory isn't functioning well..
by nope12334455667567 August 25, 2007
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EMS
A board on neopets for all the dumb, random people. But n00bs have taken over alot of it and we must stab them with taco shoes -_-
" Good God. Ems is dead tonight"
by Bod August 20, 2004
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17.
EMS
Acronym for the necessities of a teenager or college student, in the order that they do them when they get home. It stands for eat masturbate sleep.
"I'm playing COD when I get home."
"I'm too tired for that. I'll just EMS."
by SwerveDavid97 January 26, 2013
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18.
EMS
Europe MapleStory, a game which makes you become addicted and leeches your money + life.
Ex1:

a) dude you play EMS or GMS?
b) EMS FTW !!!

Ex2:

You have been playing MapleStory for 32 hour(s). We suggest you to take a break.

*keeps tapping to ctrl*
by xxxFangBladexxx0o0o October 18, 2010
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19.
EMS
Eat My Shit
BOB: Hey Sally your ugly.
SALLY: STFU BOB EMS !
by poontown July 14, 2010
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20.
EMS
A chatboard on Neopets.com.

Today, it is mostly compromised by n00bs, posers, and ugly, fat, Manga/Anime freaks.
However, a core of the regs of Old EMS still rule.
Judas
Popcore
Taryn
Manda
Alexis
Arcane
Trevor

TJ
Josh
Dex
And the list goes on.
Unfortunatly, maybe 1 out of 5 of regs go on EMS every day.
n00b: omg tnt is SOOO meen they froz my main
Judas: Shut the Hell up, you illiterate idiot.
Arcane: GTHO of EMS. I hear the Newbie boards like people like you.
n00b: omg im reporting u

Judas: I have more accounts, you dimwit.
Arcane: Same here, you dolt.
by Arcane and Judas July 26, 2009
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21.
ems
When added to most any verb, the suffix "ems" puts that verb in to action in place of a longer, less necessary sentence/predicate. Able to be used in the 1st or 3rd person, this suffix typically makes light of a more serious situation, however the particualar usage of this suffix in often left to be interpreted by the listener according to the context of the conversation or mood of the room.
Upon winning the sports bet, Mitchell screams "Payems"; short for "Fantastic, I have won this bet and will be paid". When Tyler is asked if he should go back to the bar and pay the tab that he forgot to pay, Tyler screams out "Fuckems"; short for "Fuck that, I will do it later". Brantley points out the attractive girl at the BBQ restaurant by simply saying "Doems"; short for "I sure would like to do her/sexually intercourse her".
by Sweet Cakes July 31, 2006
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