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BOB: Hey Sally your ugly.
SALLY: STFU BOB EMS !
by poontown July 14, 2010
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Excessive Masturbatory Syndrome

When one masturbate's frequently often at a minimum of six times a day. Often times these individuals often pass up actual sex in order to masturbate.
Tamara: Hey Tom wanna go out on a date tonight and maybe get laid after?

Tom: Na it's ok I still have to EMS 3 more times tonight.
by MHowza August 10, 2014
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I am aware he is involved in EMS.
by Anonymous October 06, 2003
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Early Morning Spray-The morning shits that one gets after a long night of drinking. Usually plagues you while in your first class of the day and lasts until you start drinking again.
Derek-Oh god, I have the worst EMS right now. I need to get to the bathroom.
by somf March 24, 2010
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A term in Alnwick meaning a tart/hussy; this is the type of girl that enjoys annoying lad's girlfriends... This girl pretends she is clever when really, she is scum. She enjoys hanging around subways with vast quantities of cheap booze, she thinks she is amazing.
"That Ems is a total whore"

"She is a complete Ems!"
by Whogivesa April 22, 2008
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I was texting with my ex-gf, she wanting to get back together, I texted "EMS bitch." to her.
by SLYX September 07, 2009
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1. EMT's are a vital part of the EMS structure.
by Paul January 24, 2006
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