Evil and Monster Sightings, board 17 on Neopets.
populated by mostly stupid people and ruled by the regs (amber, vaspim, leslie, julia, jennuh, olivia, shane, alaina, etc etc)
ems is betr dan ur dum boardz u faggots!!!11
by no u!!11~!!11! January 15, 2007
Basic Description--

A chat room ('Neoboard') on Neopets.com, filled with wannabe goths, and scene kids. Most can be seen '*glomp*'ing and saying 'OMG ILU' every post they make, and most consider their friends to be called 'loves'. I don't reccommend even thinking about going there unless you are pretty, the natives at EMS (Evil Things and Monster Sightings) do not like ugly people, even though virtually all of them are ugly themselves.

In Depth--

Although it may seem as if there are only ugly and dumb people here, there are some cool people, i.e. Leslie, Olivia, Jennuh, Julia, Shade, George, Gfrins, Chris, BD, Amber, Shane, etc., even though 5 out of all 12 of those people log on daily or so.


I should warn you about the wannabe homosexuals there, the one ages 13, you know; the ones who want to be bi and/or gay/lesbian just because it's the new trend. Also the emo kids, cutting themselves and listening to MCR when they know in the back of their minds that MCR is lame and is not emo. There's also the japanophiles, the people who use anime emoticons such as ^_^ and :3 every post, and who are in love with every JRock band in existance. If you're looking for hot girls, I'd only consider two or three hot girls there, . . . Jennuh, Gfrins and Amber . . .

All in all, EMS r0XX0rz to some degree.
EMS: Board 17 on Neopets.com, yo.
by Unknown Entity October 09, 2006
think about it duh.

Eat my shit!
Jamie, you can E.M.S. you red haired clown!
by mexican-jumping-bean November 09, 2010
EMS is the Evil Things and Monster Sightings board on Neopets. Someday, the annoyers will rule it. Currently, there is a n00b infestation.
What the n00bs of EMS are like:
OMG. lol. i luv evry1 on EMS.
omg! i gawthc! hlp me b4 i kil myself!
im a vampire! run away!
im a wich! run away!
im a warewolf! run awya!
im a lycan! run caway!
omg. my bf is hawt.

Normal People of EMS:
...xDDDD Stupid n00bs.
Long live Annoyers.
N00b, get off my board.
EMS is dead.
by Chibi Monkey August 23, 2004
Extra Marital Sex, which usually refers to the Emergency Medical Service.
Once we started an EMS service all our employees have been getting divorces.
by takinyalldown October 27, 2011
"Eat my Shit"

It's like saying "Not this time"
John: "Please let me win this race!"

Gabriel: "Ems this time."
by Philip.s October 18, 2008
Evil Thing And Monster Sightings Board on Neopets
Those GCer's have invaded the EMS!
by Vikki April 30, 2004

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