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"Come here?"
"no. Emg."
by Cheekymonkey337 November 12, 2011
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Early morning glory. That wonderful feeling of waking in the morning, wiping the sleep from your eyes and staring down at the triumphant throbbing member that has risen with no regard for your state of conciousness. (In laymans terms, waking up with a boner.)
Ryan: Why's it taking you so long to get up?

Ricky: I'm pitching a tent down here, I'll probably have to jerk it to get rid of this EMG.

Ryan: Nice
by Rugby road massive88 January 20, 2009
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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Use this when you are to lazy to actually change your speling mistakes. This will not work on school papers. emg.
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The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

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Ew My Gawd

OMG for more rude and/or disgusting situations.
EMG, he just like totally vomited and my new flip flops!
by Aural B July 13, 2006
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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5 abrreviation for "Er my gosh" used to make fun of girls who say or use omg (oh my gosh) all the time

2. A phrase used in place of excitement of disbelief like omg.
1."Er my gosh, I can't believe she said that"

2."Er my gosh!"
by Mad Prop April 06, 2005
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Purveyor of cold, lifeless pickups, usually used by 14-year-old "shredders" who think that's they're 'over' such petty influences as Jimi Hendrix.
omgth! I justh put a set of 3 EMGs in my black ESP, now I can shredd like the guys from Dragonforce. Games like Everquest give me a hard-on.

Exit My Guitar.
by bobberts June 17, 2006
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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