Ear Job, when a girl gets stuffed in her ear.

Dude A: duuuuuude, guess what?
Dude B: what??
Dude A: She gave me an EJ!!
Dude B: No wayyyyyyy Duuuuuuuude! you're so lucky.
Dude A: Yeah duuuuuude! She was gonna give me a BJ but im like no way..i hella want a EJ..and she's like whatever and then i hella fucked up her eardrum.
Dude B: duuuuuude that's so awesome.
by IcoinedEJ October 02, 2006
It stands for Expert Jew. Enough Said.
Scott: Did you see those EJ's at the mall
Paully: Yeah, they wore glasses, had a beard and a yamaca too!
Scott: That's whats up! I'm a straight up EJ myself
by Mr. Eisenberger April 09, 2011
A big hunk of man meat. Any girl wudnt mind gargling him marbles. and no female cud pass up waxin his crank shaft. Was born with a huge penis that cud satisfy a whale. Adorable, cute and sexy. there he is in three words.
normal convo at a party: "Hey whered all the girls go?" "The must be with EJ the handsome stud"

typical praise:"oh i love EJ, with his perfectly toned body, his chiseled six pack and those ripping muscles are so BIG!!
A Rad kid from a not so rad town. He likes to overuse the word Rad. He is sometimes referred to as Edge, Eyge, E and other random stuff
EJ : Wow thats Rad
People: You Suck and use rad too much!
by John Strong January 03, 2005
To fist a girl
Me and my girlfriend caught my father attempting to EJ my mother
by MrMondayNite June 03, 2014
the act of shitting in your boyfriend/girlfriend's sink (or floor, maybe bed, but most often in the sink)
Guy # 1: My girlfriend gave me an e.j. last night.
Guy # 2: Is that like a blowjob?
Guy # 1: No, she came to my house, shat in my sink, then ran down the hallway screaming like a mentally challenged kid. It was fucking sexy.
by CheeseAndCrackpipes December 23, 2010
The cousin of Allen Garcia.
E.J. is Allen's cousin.
by Nelly Furtado January 09, 2004
Electronic joint.liquid marijuana smoked from any electronic cigarette
Tod and Jon were so high smoking that e j .
by sandman9 October 25, 2012

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