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13. EJ
she is a wheatcracker that has no life. she thinks she is cool adn everything. her real name is Emily Jane.Also. she is my best friend and i <3 her to death. no majer how much she hits me. this is why i love her.
"gosh ej. your such a loser. you puta. stop hitting me asshole.ilove you though"
by amber Jan 31, 2005 add a video
1. EJ
It stands for Expert Jew. Enough Said.
Scott: Did you see those EJ's at the mall
Paully: Yeah, they wore glasses, had a beard and a yamaca too!
Scott: That's whats up! I'm a straight up EJ myself
2. EJ
A big hunk of man meat. Any girl wudnt mind gargling him marbles. and no female cud pass up waxin his crank shaft. Was born with a huge penis that cud satisfy a whale. Adorable, cute and sexy. there he is in three words.
normal convo at a party: "Hey whered all the girls go?" "The must be with EJ the handsome stud"

typical praise:"oh i love EJ, with his perfectly toned body, his chiseled six pack and those ripping muscles are so BIG!!
3. EJ
Esophageal Job, a very advanced deep throat technique whereby the man stays still deep in a woman's esophagus and she rapidly strokes her throat to provide the stimulation he requires to climax.
For our anniversary my girlfriend gave me an EJ which brought our entire relationship to an entirely new level of trust and intimacy.
4. EJ
Shortened from Ejaculate, is another word for jizz(ing)
Girl: ...and then he just EJed on my face!!
5. EJ
truly sexylicious, absolutely adorable, and utterly gorgeous!
ej is mr hot!!!!
by me! Sep 11, 2003 add a video
6. EJ
Ectoplasm job: getting sexual pleasure from a spirit or supernatural entity.
After beating his wife and eating some fried chicken Carlson got a EJ from his dead mother.
7. EJ
A DJ who, rather than spinning vinyl, uses his laptop, usually playing or creating electronic music.

Therefore: Electronic Jockey
I dunno, that EJ's set was really weak even compared to the opening acts.
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