Acronym for Epic Fucking Fail
Brah, what are you listening to?
Owl City dude they rock!
EFF BRAH! MAJOR EFF!!!!
Used to show displeasure with something or someone.
EFF, I just shot my self in the god damn foot.
Used instead of saying fuck. When you are in company that do not appreciate the 'F' bomb.
"I'm so effing pissed, especially since I can't say 'fuck' here!"
"I really wanna 'eff' her!"
Abbreviation of the word 'Effort'
'Wanna go down to the shop?'
'Nah, thats effs.'
A great way to not sound like a child when showing displeasure with a situation, person, action, outcome or any other thing that might go wrong in your sad little life.
This will, however, not simulate being an adult who has the balls to use big kid words. This might make you appear (based on delivery, situation and volume) 12 to 16 years of age unless you -are- said age, in which case present company's level of sobriety will determine how much of a tool you look like. The higher your company the greater the return.
1) Dood: "Then she stopped and I was all 'What the eff, broham?'"
Guy: "That was almost cool, but you eff'd it."
2) High Teen: "Doooood... Subbed my toe. Effin' hell, hurt like eff."
Wayhigh Teen: "I'm laughin' so hard it effin' hurts! You rock!"
Notsohigh Teen: "Eff? Really?... *yawn* What a toolbox
3) WoWkid: "Eff, that boss one-shot me. EFF!"
WoWkid 2: "No cussing, I'm offended by people who have their own personality."
WoWkid: "Pfffff, it's not against the ToU. Nobody can stop me!"
A shorter term for the word fuck. Commonly used around teachers so you will not get into trouble.
When's that project due? Today?!Eff! I didn't do that shit.
The pansy, watered-down little brother of the word fuck. Used by the same sort of trend-humping swine who write sh*t instead of shit.
"I'm too much of a wimp to actually swear, and eff you if you can't handle that!"
The effort level you would give to poops
a certain girl. Judged on a scale from 1-10, this is the most varying answer depending on the guy you ask. Other poops
ratings are generally agreed upon by most guys.
Bill: Would you poops?
Tom: Hell yea. Effs?
Bill: About a 9. But I still wouldn't date her.