Acronym for Early Decleration of Love

When one of the two people that are in a relationship tells the other that they love them after they've only been dating for a short time and the other person doesn't say it back.

1. Everyday Life (Everyday Life Boards).
2. Everday Life Boards, semi-public forum
for students in America and Western Europe. (http://www.edlboards.com)
3. Eldery Dinosaur League

A term used to describe people who express extreme bigotry with very little, if any evidence or explanation as to why.

Generally found being non-violent, whilst throwing stella glasses about and fighting one another.

An EDL'er will rarely, if ever, make any sense and deny all facts presented to them.

Erectile Dysfunction Louts.

This condition can be mainly found in white English males aged 16 to 50. (Some rare occasions this can be found in other countries, races and even found in females)

Symptoms include :-

Irrational thinking, paranoia, uncontrolled raising of one arm in the air, racist tourettes, consumption of large quantities of lager (Stella), uncontrollable bladder, misdirected anger, incoherent speech/text/post, 17th century ideals, cold face (Remedied with a balaclava) and the inability to perform in the bedroom.

Extreme case symptoms :-

All of the above plus extreme violence and uncontrolled smashing of towns/cities/police and local people they claim to love the most.

If you present any of these symptoms, take immediate action. STOP reading The Sun, Daily Mail and The Daily Star. STOP watching Sky News, Fox News and CNN.

To reverse the symptoms get a good health dose of The ...