Top Definition
that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
by weave August 22, 2003
A old man who gives you a physical at school and touches your balls.
I'm so happy i dont have to go to the Ebenezer Ballsqueezer to join the football team this year.
by DarkAce12598 October 30, 2010
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