Stands for Extensive Anal Penetration. It is when a girl gets done in the ass all the time. How white girls have asses.
Becky has a big ass. It must be from EAP.
Eating Alone Phobia - the fear to go out and eat by yourself, even if you're starving.
- "Dude, I'm losing so much weight cause I have EAP."
- "Find some friends."
EAP (EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED PUSSY)
Someone (usually a male) who gets into a relationship for the constant action and ability to get laid and claims there just fuck buddies, but overtime falls in love and has the plan back fire.
Man 1: Hasn't Jake been dating tiffany for a year?
Man 2: Yep
Man 1: Didn't they start off as fuck buddies?
Man 2: Yep
Man 1: What an EAP
Stands for Extended Arm Pic. Most prominently used when there is no one else to take your picture, so you extend out your camera and take it yourself. Most pics taken are at a high angle and the subject is looking up at the camera. Also the picture will have the arm of the subject coming towards the camera and is cut off a little before the wrist. Another variation of the E.A.P. involves a mirror. The subject stands in front of a bathroom mirror and takes a pic of him/her self as well as the camera. Prime examples of this can be seen on personal sites (aka: MySpace
Every picture in your Myspace album is a E.A.P. Dont you have anyone to take your pic?
extreme awkward person syndrome
You suffer from eaps if you miss your floor on an elevator and proceed to get off on the next floor with the other person in the elevator because you aren't sure what to do.
You suffer from eaps if you skip while leaving the bathroom and accidentally skip into someone opening the door.
You suffer from eaps if you've broken a toilet in a friend's home and pretend you are late for something and leave.
You suffer from eaps if someone runs into you and says "sorry" and you reply in french.
Extended Arm Picture - The act of extending your arm to take a self/group picture to post on Myspace, Facebook, etc.
There is no one around to take a picture, I guess I will have to take an E.A.P.!
EAP = Eat A Poop - prounounced (EEEP) - a softer way of saying Eat SHIT
or piss off
Baseball Batter: (tries to hit the ball far, ends up looking like a bunt)
Teammate: "Wow - you sure got a piece of that one!"
Baseball Batter: "EAP!"
AKA "Extreme Audio Pain". (noun)
When heavy amounts of music or filthy dubstep intrude your home and cause you seizures and puking. Pain from bass, sound, dubstep.
Inspector Dub Plate is the only man alive that can help cure people of E.A.P.