EA (Electronic Arts) is a massive monopoly gaming industry that is set out to buy every other gaming industries and make shitty games.
Person 1: Whats the difference between EA and John D. Rockefeller?
Person 2: What.
Person 1: NOTHING
An evil corporation set on buying every video game company till there is nothing left.
EA will buy your family and eat your children
A massive media mogul that has produced and released hundreds of video games for most platforms (if not all of today's modern ones), and detroyed many valuable, well-liked companies in the process.
Some companies destroyed by Electronic Arts:
Maxis - Creator of the "Sim" games (such as "The Sims", "SimCopter", and of course, "SimCity") which made quality games with attention to humor and detail. Since EA's absorbtion of this fine game maker, games are released buggy and unfinished, and are never quite properly fixed, since patches don't come out as they should.
Westwood - Creator of the Command & Conquer series of games, also obliterated by EA. Excellent titles were produced by Westwood, and came in an actually finished state. If there were problems, they were patched. Since becoming one of the many sub-names of EA, games produced under the C&C trademark have been ridiculously shoddy. One such game is Command & Conquer Generals, and its expansion, C&CG: Zero Hour. This particular title is absolutely ridden with bugs and improper code, and despite its popularity, EA refuses to release updated patches for it.
Microsoft offers computing solutions. Electronic Arts - that's a monopoly. A monopoly that abuses its own customers to the fullest extent allowed by law and the rules of business.
Short for Electronic Arts
, the worst video game company ever made. They create horrible games that are rushed to meet a deadline. They also make bad sports games, every single year. They are attempting to buy other companies to expand their Nazi empire.
EA is to videogames as the Nazis were to the Jews.
The only thing EA cannot coppyright, is the force
The force is too stronge, even for EA
Only EA could come up with something as retarded as "GoldenEye: Rogue Agent".
"Wow, the newest Bond game has JAWS!!!!!11OMGWTF"
The worst and most evil gaming company that exists. Has single-handedly destroyed several of the greatest gaming companies, including Maxis and Westwood. Particularly with Westwood, is completely destroying the online community of several legendary games, most notably Command and Conquer: Renegade. Is on the verge of completely dropping Westwood Online, despite the legions of fans that still play C and C games. The only thing EA will not screw over is our government, but they dont need any help.
When EA is done screwing over Westwood Online Gamers, they will take over the world and name it "Electronic Aerth", or "EA".
EA-Noun/Swear. Used to insult gamers everywhere, A corperation that has all copyrights to anything having to Hell and the devil
<EA Slave>Furhur! People are protesting our evil ways!
<Furhur>Call up Satan to smite them all!