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2. E.R
the exact oposite of erectile disfunction. erectile retardation causes your weiner to jump around acting retarded and such when you dont want it to.
i was walking down the hall and my E.R started to act up.

Bob was talking and his E.R was clearly showing through his pants.
1. E.R
Eye Raped. When someone stares at you and gives you a look without saying anything. Teachers do it all the time when they tell you to be quite but it never works so they give you a dirt look and stare at you to get you quite. Everyone in the class would go E.R'ed
Teacher: "Jordan be quite!"

Jordan: "Ok."

5 minutes later jordan isn't quite and is still talking while the teacher is. Teacher stares at Jordan and he shuts up. The entire class says E.R'ed!!!
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