1. An acronym which stands for "Eat My Short Dick." Danny the Tourettes Guy is the genius who coined the phrase while in a blind rage cleaning out the refrigerator.
2. An acronym which stands for "East Moline School District." Probably a bum fuck school because it's in bum fuck Illinois.
1. *phone rings* E.M.S.D. !! *phone rings again* AWWW, FUCK!!!
2. "Where do you go to school?" "Hillcrest Elementary" "Where the fuck is that, E.M.S.D. ?" "Yeah...." "Awwww, FUCK!!!"