Anyone who's name starts with an E and only wants to listen to rock after getting completely hammered.
Man, E-rock rode in my car last night after we hit up some bars and it was nothing but Archenemy and Megadeth for the rest of the night.
An awesome man with an elephant penis. He must wrap his penis around his waist 17 times before he puts on his pants.
Having sex with an E-Rock is the 1001th way to die.