E-Ha

1. A man of considerable size though not height. Usually known to put up 350+ on bench. Can be found casually picking up girls at bars, bringing them to the closest Best Western, and sexing them in front of his friends.

2. A decorated officer in the United States Army.

1. Guy pulled an E-Ha last night at the bar so we stayed at the Best Western.

2. Son, show some respect, that there is the finest E-Ha I know.

E-Ha by BigMike678 February 26, 2009

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its a word similar to the n word except only jackson g can say it

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E-Hagging 

Using social-Networking sights as a means of searching up/identifying and stalking hot members of the female variety.

boy 1: what are you doing on your Iphone
boy 2: ahh just e-hagging these hot bittys

b1: whos that hot bitty over there
b2: i know she is friends with sheniqua
b1: excellent i shall e hag shinqua's friends.

E-Hagging by Fetus_Juicer October 9, 2011

E-Hang 

To conduct social interaction virtually, as if to hang out electronically. During the COVID-19 Pandemic of 2020, E-Hanging has risen greatly in popularity.

The term E-Hang is an abbreviated form of "Electronically Hang Out"

Me: Marion, QT, are you looking to E-Hang later after work?

Marion: Yes, of course I'm finna E-Hang.

Me: Swag. Let's hit Discord later.

E-Hang by TBurkalicious November 5, 2020

M E Hart 

The greatest corporate rapper in the universe. He can bust beats and break rhymes better than any other corporate rapper I know.
He is most well known for playing the role of MC Double Def DP (that's the "Disk Protector" for you and the posse) in the masterful "Don't Copy That Floppy." In this role he did an informative rap that educated on the children of america on the dangers of piracy and the intricacies of copyright law.
He currently is working as a lawyer at "Strategic Interactions Inc."
He also have VERY creepy eyes.

Did I hear you right, did I hear you sayin'
That you're gonna make a copy of a game without payin'?
Come on, guys, I thought you knew better don't copy that floppy!
-M E Hart

M E Hart by Mattersy April 18, 2004

e-handjob

handjob through the internet.

person 1: succ me

person 2: ready to give you the e-handjob

e-handjob by Amber77432 July 9, 2019

E Harmony 

A retarded dating site where perves (most likely sex offenders) go to find dates. Tests have been done and it shows if you put a swimsuit model as your picture perves around 40 will flock to you.

Typical Chat on E Harmony.

(Internet Chat) Decoy to Match: I am 13
Match: Cool Come meet me at ur house

(Shows up at Decoy House)
Decoy: Come on in, I just have to do my hair.

(Decoy proceeds to door in kitchen covered by curtain)

(Chris Hanson come out of nowhere)
Chris: Why don't you just take a seat right there?

(Match is totally freaking out)
Match: I did not do anything sir!!
Chris: What are you doing here?
Match: Hanging out
Chris: With her? how old is this girl?
Match: eighteen
Chris: It says right here she say " I am thirteen"
Match: Uh..
Chris: Did you sent her this picture of your genitals?
(Shows pic)
Match: (Gets fed up with uncomfortable conversation and walks out)
Chris: Wait come back here.

Police standing nearby: Get down on the ground!!

E Harmony by E Harmony Joke November 13, 2009