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(noun) The selective blindness for a text message you have chosen to ignore.
Mother: "I have been sending Ben text messages since 6:30, but he never responds!"

Father: "Well, that's because our son is suffering from a case of dystextopsia, a common ailment among adolescents."
by Panchakarma February 16, 2011