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A middle aged woman who lives alone. Dates squinty eyed men with hairy balls, and has sex till the midnight hour. Her boyfriend commonly know in the urban field guide as: The Dennis (search dennis,) is a sex addict, with grey locks. She loves to flaunt her (according to dennis 'great') boobs, wearing gandhi dresses. She also wears shower caps, that Dennis scoffs, saying: "Baby, how do you expect me to find you sexy in that?"t
She loves to curse repeatedly at her nieces and nephews.
Dennis: Man, Baby you're a real dympna!
by canala doose March 26, 2008