A ugly crotch stain who seems to think people like him. Someone who smokes drugs. He is the worst kind of person who can only be described as a fuck up. He also likes taking it up the arse hole, He started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since
Girl : Hi Dylan
Dylan Seymour : Hiya would you like to see ma dildo
Girl : Naw you fucking creep
by Trinzler May 25, 2011
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