High school football team comes into the locker room after demolishing the other team at the homecoming game. The star quarterback Lars, big, BIG, beefy, hairy ugly dude, buck teeth, patches of facial hair, unibrow, and a mullet. He's dripping with sweat, and he's got a towel on, he's so drenched that he needs another. "Ay coach, tro me a toul." he says with a slackjaw. The coach replies, "Sure Lars", and tosses him one. The camera focuses on Lars' face, steam everywhere it appears as a dream. He wipes his face, looks the coach square in the eye, and says "...Dykes, meh."