The act of grappling an unsuspecting female by the throat in such a manner that her tongue protrudes from her mouth, and without consent licking the aforementioned tongue. Then, whilst gushing
profusely from the mouth and shaking violently, the 'Dwayner' loudly proclaims "I HAVE PROBLEMS!" in a victorious manner.
(Following a successful attempt at Dwayning)
Dwayne: "I HAVE PROBLEMS! Yeahhh bitch you just got Dwayned!"
A male name, Dwayne is pronounced d'wayn. It is of Irish and Gaelic origin "dubh", meaning "dark".
Dwayne is a rare name to come across but people named Dwayne are very intelligent and exellent people, borderline gods.
Hey look its Dwayne!
Oh man Dwayne is so awesome, lets go say hi.
n. Someone of the male gender:
romantic, tall dark and handsome, gentleman, hilarious, charming, good dancer and kisser... pretty much the perfect guy.
Sara: Who was that guy you were with?
Sara: OMG, LUCKY!!!
Dwayne usually pronounced d'wayne is a name of legendary origin. Parents usually name their kids Dwayne when high on quality drugs or drunk on expensive wine.
The name Dwayne is extremely rare to come across. You could say it is of god status.
Everyone likes someone called Dwayne. Often regarded as a bad ass gangster who is ruthless and brutal to the bone. Nobody should mess with a Dwayne.
Guy: Hey look it's Dwayne, should I go mess with him?
Guy 2: Dude, where have you been? Haven't you heard, Dwayne is awesome? I'm going to bash you now.
Girl: Ooh, Dwayne you're so sexy when people defend your honor.
d-wayne: State of having disappeared because of something very embarrassing that has happened to you or a family member. Comes from "Daniel Wayne Smith" son of Anna Nicole Smith who passed on Sept 10, 2006, probably out of shame.
Where's Bill, he was supposed to be here at six? Oh, he's d-wayne after taking home that hermaphrodite last night. We probably won't see him for the rest of the weekend
An onomatoepoeia... used similar to "pwn"
*person one and person two are playing call of duty*
Person 1: DAMN! You killed me.
Person 2: DWAYNE!
when something is very dark, absorbing light, absolute black, pure black, darkest shade of blackness, so black even a black man can hide himself within a dwayne
"holy smokes its dwayne outside!"
"my poo was so dwayne"
"haha that black guy was quite the dwayne"
" lol i feel sorry for that shadow, its so dwayne"
"hey check that black hole out! its as dwayne as ever"