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A very small, grumpy Chode that is hidden by a magical enchanted forest of pubes.
Guy A "Hey, you're a dwarf penis"
Guy B "Oh yeah?'
Guy B stabs Guy A over and over again until he is nothing more than meatloaf.
Guy B "Serves you right dwarf penis."
by Dr. Mcjesus2 January 21, 2010