while this will increase awkwardness and homosexuality between both men involved, it will decrease soreness in the whole of your right arm and the chances of you ever wanting to do it again
man 2: no, that's gay.
man 1: no, i never touch or look at your penis, so no one is gay.
man 2: well if you put it that way, then yes. and my arm won't get tired!
man 1: yay!
man 2: fag...