|1.||Dutch Oven Brownie|
A classy addition to the Dutch Oven. After being trapped, under the sheets and permeated by stench, the unwilling participant is further horrified to learn that the stench does not come from a come-and-go fart but rather a nice steaming turd.
Bob: Hey, Shirley! The show's back on.
Shirley: Damn. I hate missing a single second of Two and a Half Men.
Bob: Come over here and cuddle close.
Shirley: Sure thing. Wait what are you...mmmmmppppththhth...I can't breathe under here...wait what is that? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY EGYPTIAN COTTON!
Bob: Enjoy your Dutch Oven Brownie.