|1.||Dutch Land Mine|
(noun) An upside-down cup that holds a fart.
(verb) The act of farting in to a cup, then immediately placing it upside down on a table. This action will trap the odor for the unfortunate fool who decides to pick up the cup.
(verb) Grandma is so gross, she dutch land mined Todd yesterday.
(noun) I can't believe that Robert used the dutch land mine to make his coffee.