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3.
During sexual intercourse, a woman asserts her rear end into the air, while her partner covered in syrup, opens her anus, and cracks three eggs into her anus.
Steve: i gave your girlfriend a Dutch Breakfast this morning.

Alex: I thought those scrambled eggs tasted funny.

Steve: Well thats what you get when you eat eggs.
by the weird that chose to be man October 23, 2010
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1.
Something which falls just short of excellent, while remaining perfectly adequate. From the fact that the Dutch breakfast of ham, boiled eggs and bread is almost, but not quite, bacon, eggs and a fried slice.
"The 12:45 to London St. Pancras has been cancelled due to engineering works in Latvia. An alternative bus service is being offered. Midland Mainline would like to apologise for this utter Dutch Breakfast"
by Ultrahadeen March 03, 2008
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2.
Something which falls just short of the mark, while remaining perfectly adequate. From the fact that the Dutch breakfast of ham, boiled eggs and bread is almost, but not quite, bacon and eggs and a fried slice.
"The 12:45 to London St. Pancras has been cancelled due to engineering works in Latvia. An alternative bus service is being offered. Midland Mainline would like to apologise for this utter Dutch Breakfast."
by Ultrahadeen March 03, 2008
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4.
This was heard at a party in London some months ago. It's where a girl is smoking a joint whilst a man masturbates and eventually shoots his load over her face.
'I gave her the biggest Dutch Breakfast ever'
by london oracle May 19, 2009
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