1. An ample, beefy package;
2. When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind;
3. The sound of an old, wrinkled man spooning mayonnaise onto an enormous spherical wheat cracker, and then proceeding to devour the mayonnaise cracker whole
Hortense: "So, I hear Dutch Blindfold's doing birthday parties now."
Jaqueel: "You're such an asshole, Hortense."