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A frigid female so absolutely horrifying in bed that your dick runs cold and flacid. This bitch is so horrible, she conjures up immediate images of what sex with that d-rate snaggle toothed "actress" Kirsten "Kiki" Dunst would be like.
"Fuck Dude. That girl I met at the bar was so hot -- but that dumb bitch turned out to be a total dunsticle in bed."
by BonestormTwins August 10, 2008

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