To dunkle someone, is to dip your balls in tea (preferably Earl Gray) and then drip the liquid into a recipients mouth. Immediately following this, the person who dipped their balls in the tea should make rough sex to an un-buttered english muffin.
I'm all chafed because of last nights rather intense dunkle.
by Kilgore Troutfish March 02, 2011
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The act of defecating in anothers pre-workout supplement
Jolly dunkled ill bad in Matts N.O. Explode
by Jack Potter Experience October 17, 2009
An all around insult. It can be used in any situation where a person is or has done something particularly stupid. However it is definitely not something to take offensively, because it is not the kind of word where you could take offense, such as "idiot" or "retard".
Taylor: Yo did u see what Richard did?

Gwee: No, what did he do?

Taylor: He accidentally took off his eyebrow while shaving this morning.

Gwee: Wow, what a dunkle.
by GWEELA! February 07, 2011
The act of emitting dookie, dung, or poop into someone elses anus. They then jettison this fecal matter, along with some of their own back into your anus. It is not sexual! It is recreational! Feel free to 'dunkle' your grandma, uncle, or baby nephew!
After class, wanna go back to my place and dunkle? I already have the tarps set up.
by Kyle T.K. November 23, 2007
To take a massive poop. A poop that could choke a ground hog. Similar to a river monster shit. This is a poop you have to brag to your friends about.
Guy: Dude, I'm taking a really hard Dunkle right now at work! The toilet literally will not flush!

Girl: Nice man! Getting paid to take a Dunkle!
by Huntrina2394 April 12, 2015
Verb. To make a bowel movement.
"Oh man, I have a dunkle in the trunkle."
"Wow, I feel better after that dunkle."
by JonnyBoy_0101 November 06, 2005
adj. From the German word for dark. A pet name used for your significant other.
Come here baby dunkle.
by Rhiana October 11, 2007
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